Celebrate Teej SMS Massages Hindi/English|Teej Greetings And Wishes

Teej festival is a celebrated in many states of India and by Khas women of Nepal. Teej is celebrated mostly in Rajasthan,  Haryana, Punjab, and Uttar Pradesh.So we have brought Hindi, English and Bhojpuri SMS Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Teej Tyohaar for you.

Teej Ka Tyohaar Hai Umango Ka Tyohaar
Phool Khile Hai Baaghon Mein
Barish Ki Hai Fuhaar
Dil Se Aap Sab Ko Ho Mubarak
Pyara Ye Teej Ka Tyohaar!

May Lord Vishnu bless you with wealth and prosperity on the occasion of Teej.
My best wishes on this Teej.

May Goddess Parvati
spread into your life
Peace, Prosperity, Happiness
and Good Health
Happy Hartalika Teej

Teej Ka Vrat Hai Bahut Hi Madhur Pyaar Ka,
Dil Ki Shraddha Or Sachey Vishvaas Ka,
Bichhiyaa Pairon Mein Ho, Maathe Par Bindiya,
Har Janam Mein Milan Ho Hamara Piya ,,,,

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Collection Of New Santa Banta Funny Jokes SMS

People are looking for Santa Banta jokes, Story sms, Messages and Funny Quotes Send for friends and other loved-ones. Read funny jokes about Santa Banta  Hindi, English and all type text messages.

Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.

मरीज़: डॉक्टर साहब क्या कोई ऐसा नुस्खा है जिस आदमी लम्बे समय तक ज़िंदा रह सके?
डॉक्टर: शादी कर लो।
मरीज़: क्या उससे मैं लम्बे समय तक ज़िंदा रह सकूंगा?
डॉक्टर: नहीं, पर उससे तुम्हारी लम्बे समय तक जीने की इच्छा ख़त्म जायेगी।

पति: सुनो जी क्या तुम मेरी ज़िन्दगी का चाँद बनोगी?
पत्नी: हाँ हाँ जानू क्यों नहीं।
पति: तो ठीक है 9,955,887.6 किलोमीटर दूर रहा करो।

संता पुलिस स्टेशन गया और बोला: मुझे गिरफ़्तार कर लो, मैंने अपने बीवी के सर पर डंडा मारा है।
थानेदार: वो मर गई क्या?
संता: वो तो बच गई, पर अब मेरी खैर नहीं।

जीतो: मैं तुमसे जो कुछ भी कहती हूँ तुम एक कान से सुनते हो और दूसरे से निकाल देते हो।
संता: मैं तुमसे कुछ भी कहता हूँ तो तुम दोनों कानो से सुनती हो और मुंह से निकाल देती हो।

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Celebrate Bhagwan Shiv Quotes And Wishes Hindi/English|Mahadev Bholenath Ji SMS Messages

Shiva is a Hindu deity. So We have provide large data of Mahadev Shivji wishes, sms, shayaris and messages in this top ten blog. There is most popular quotes and scraps to your loved ones smile and start a Lord Shiva Inspire your life. Bhagwan Shiv greetings to use for Orkut, MySpace, Facebook, Friendster.

Om Mein Hi Aastha
Om Mein Hi Vishwas
Om Mein Hi Shakti
Om Mein Hi Sara Sansaar
Om See Hoti Hai Achchey Din Ki Suruvaat
Bolo Om Namha Shivay
Jay Bholenath.

Bhole ki mahima aprampar,
Karte bhole sabka uddhar,
Jo bhi unki lila gaye,
Usko milti khushiyan hazaar!!

May Lord Shiva Bless you and
your family on the
auspicious month of
shravan !!!

Om Namo Shivya, May
Lord Shiva guide you in the
Course of your Life.
Happy Shivarathri 2013

May Lord SHIVA
BLESS You with
His Grace and Fullfill
Chant His Glories
Tonight and Enjoy
a Blissful Life
Just Keep Chanting
‘Om Nama Shivaaya’

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Celebrate Guru Purnima SMS Messages Hindi/English|Happy Guru Purnima Quotes And Wishes

Guru Purnima is a festival traditionally celebrated by Hindus and Buddhists. SO We have provide large data of Guru Purnima wishes, sms, shayaris and messages in this top ten blog. There is most popular quotes and scraps to your loved ones smile and start a wonderful day For Guru Purnima Inspire your life. Guru Purnima greetings to use for Orkut, MySpace, Facebook, Friendster.

Be Grateful towards who
Met you with yourself
Wishes on guru purnima
Happy Guru Purnima

Guru is Aspiration,
Guru is Inspiration
Happy Guru Purnima

Tumne sikhaya ungali pakad kar hame chalna,
Tumne bataya kaise girne ke baad sambhalna.
Tumhari wajah se aaj hum pahunche is mukaam pe,
Guru Purnima ke din karte hain aabhar salaam ae.
Best Wishes to you on this Guru Purnima

My Teacher to Created My Life,
I Really Thankfulness To Him,
For Being In My life… “Happy Guru Purnima”

May The Name Of Guru
Be Enshrined In Your Heart.
May Guru Ji’ s Divine Love
and Blessings be with you Always.
HAPPY GURU PURNIMA 2013 !!

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Celebrate Good Day SMS Massages Hindi/English|Wonderful And Nice Day Greetings And Wishes

We have provide large data of Good Day wishes, sms, shayaries and messages in this top ten blog. There is most popular quotes and scraps to your loved ones smile and start a wonderful day Inspire your life. Good Day greetings to use for Orkut, MySpace, Facebook, Friendster.

\ ! /,
_- O -_
,_,.+”"-._,.+”"-._ ,+
Good
Morning
Feel the freshness & gentle touch of morning sunrise.
Have a wonderful day..

In life when you get troubles,
don’t get nervous…
Just close your eyes and follow ur heart…
b’coz heart may be in left but it is always right.
Have a Nice Day!

Don’t be like the hand that crushes the flower ,
But be like the crushed flower which leaves fragrance in the hand that crushed it…
Have A nice Day

A NEW DAY is a new blessing.
Dont let yesterday’s failures ruin the beauty of today.
Today has its own promise of love, forgiveness, joy & success.
Enjoy it.

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Celebrate Friendship Day SMS Massages Hindi/English|Friendship Day greetings And Wishes

Friendship Day is a day for celebrating friendship with friends. the first World Friendship Day was proposed in 1958. So we have provide the collection of most heart touching greetings And wishes for lovely Friends. Friendship SMS, Massages in 140 Characters for your Mobile phones. 

Friends r like shoes…
some loose&some tight &
some fit just right.
They help u as u walk through life…
thanx for being my size!

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**

Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,
Marna chahunde haan per Maut sadde pass nahi aundi,
Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi ton…….
Rajni Teri Yaad vi te Tadpaon ton baaz nahi aundi

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..". wish ."
..."+.U.+"
%""""HAPPY"""%
%"FRIENDSHIP"%
%"""""DAY"""""%
My all Sweet friends

I Wish U A Very
!"!__!"! APPY
!_!""!_!
!"!__!"! APPY
!_!""!_!
!"!__!"! APPY
!_!""!_!
Friendship day

(',')/''\(',')
<)) ((>
_//_ _//_

Ye Dosti hum nahi todenge...
koi hamari dosti ko todna chaye to saale ko
mill kar fodenge.. ha ha

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Celebrate Parents Day SMS Massages Hindi/English|Parents Day Greetings And Wishes

Parents' Day is a similar to a combination of Father's Day and Mother's Day. The Festival start on the fourth Sunday of July.So Here you will find large collection of Parents Day sms messages and shayars.  funny Parents Day SMS, sweet and nice Parents Day SMS 140 Character and 120 words Parents Day greetings And wishes for your lovely Mom-Dad.

A Father means so many things..
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and support right from the very start.

You’ve Seen Me Laugh
You’ve Seen Me Cry
And Always You Were There With Me
I May Not Have Always Said It
But Thanks And I Love You
Happy Parent’s Day.

There Is Nothing Greater Than
Parents In This World …
So Go!
Get Mairred And Become
Parent.
Think Different
Do Different …

May God bless you With his countless blessings,
In the dark night,Or a blooming day.
Your life is with me Everyday.
Happy Parents Day.

(1) Lover k liye maa-baap se jhuth bolte
Hai par maa-baap k liye LOVER se kyo nhi??
(2) Lover se shaadi k liye parents ko chore
dete H parents k liye LOVER ko kyo nhi??
(3) Lover ko puchte ho khana khaya ki nhi ya
kitni roti khaai? par kya aaj tak yahi baat parents se poochi H?
(4) Lover ki 1 kasam se buri aadate chhut jaati h,
par maa-bap k baar-baar kehne se b nhi chorte..
Maa_baap ki ahmiyat hai to ye sms sabko bhejo..
This is a real fact..

एक बच्चे के लिए उसके माता पिता से अधिक कीमती कुछ भी नहीं है, और हमारे सभी बच्चों की सुरक्षा से हमारे भविष्य के लिए अधिक महत्वपूर्ण कुछ नहीं है.

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Shab E Barat Wishes And Greetings HIndi/Urdu|Shab E Barat SMS

Mid-Sha'ban is the 15th day of the october (shaaban) of the Islamic calendar. So we have provide the Special Shab e Barat sms, jokes, wishes and greetings send your  friends and other love ones on mobile, facebook and twitter. exchange of greetings is a cultural tradition and not part of any religious obligation.

'The Night Of Salvation (Shab-E-Baraat) is Upon Us;
I m Sorry,
If I Hurt U..
If I Ignored U..
If I Teased U..
If I Was Not Able 2 Prove Myself As a Good Friend Or A Good Person..
I m Sorry 4 Everythng..
My Leaf of Life May Fall and This May Be The Last Year of My Life..
Im Sorry If I Ever Brought
A Single Tear In Ur Eyes..
Plz forgive me and always remembr me in ur pryers.'

Shab e Barat Mubarak Allah karey Sab Hamesha
Khush Rahen Aur kamyaabyaan Sab Ke Qadam
Choomti Rahen Aameeen Allah Hamen Neki ke Raston
Pe Gamzan Fermaye Aur Hamarey Tamam
Gunnah Muaf Farma de Aameeen’

Rehmaton ki hai ye raat, Namazon ka rakhna sath, Manwa lena rab se har baat, Duaon men rakhna yaad, Mubarak ho ap ko,
Shab-e-barat

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Eid Mubarak Wishes And Greetings HIndi/Urdu|Eid Ul Fitr SMS

Muslims wish each other Eid Mubarak after performing the Eid prayer. So we have provide the Special sms, jokes, wishes and greetings send your  riends and other love ones on mobile, facebook and twitter. exchange of greetings is a cultural tradition and not part of any religious obligation.

Eid ki sachi khushi to apno ki deed hai,
Tum humse door ho to apni kya eid hai

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sari Nafarmani,
Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada,
Khuda ki hi rahon main hum chalain gay sada.
Sare Musalmanon ko EID MUBARAK.

*_____*
¡’-.__.-’! Advàñçe
!______! Eid Card 4 u
¤kindly open it¤
advance
¤=========¤
) HAPPY (
(EID MUBARAK)
) FOR U (
.¤=====@@@@@

Aye EID tum jab bhi aana,
Sab ke liye bus khushiyan lana,
Har chehre par hansi sajana,
Har aangan mein phool khilana,
Jo roye hain unhen hansana!
Jo roothe hain unhen manana.!
Jo bichday hain unhen milana!
Piyari EID tum jab bhi aana!
Sub ke liye khushiyan lana.

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Best Wishes For Good Morning SMS Messages Hindi/English

Morning is the period of time between midnight or dawn and noon. so We have brought of many collection Good Morning sms,messages cute  wishes and greetings for your lovely friends and relatives. Best of the best wishes and quotes to your loved ones start a wonderful day.

Namaskar!
Ye hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS sewa hai…
Isme hum soe hue “aalsi logon” ko jagate hain
aur baad mein Good Morning keh ke khud so jate hai
GOOD MORNING

Once in life do fall in love,
not necessarily with a person
but with an idea
a dream
an ambition!
More often it’ll b a reason to wake up with a smile..
GOOD MORNING!!

,\ ! /,
_- O -_
,_,.+”"-._,.+”"-._ ,+
Good
Morning
Feel the freshness & gentle touch of morning sunrise.
Have a wonderful day..

Aisa hai
Bura Lage
Bhala Lage
Right Lage
Wrong Lage
True Lage
False Lage
Sar Patthar pe Maro
Ya,
Patthar Sir par
Maro.
Hum to isi time Good morning bolenge!

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Celebrate Ramadan SMS Massages Hindi/Urdu|Ramzan greetings And Wishes

Ramzan is the ninth month according to Islamic Lunar calendar. So we have brought hindi, urdu and english sms Shayari Greetings, messages and wishing quotes for Ramadan for you. send  ramadan mubarak sms mobile phones, facebook and twitter.

Ramzaan ka mubarak mahina,
Allah ki ibaadat ka mahina
Mohabbat uss mabood ki,
Ahmiyat uss khudai ilm ki..
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Yahi hai rah-e-khudai ka mahina..
Ramzaan ka mubarak mahina..

Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
Wishing you and your family
the blessings of Ramadan.
Ramadan Mubarak !!

I am coming to your house
2 give you
all types of happiness,success & joy
please
welcome me after a few minutes
you know I am yours….
Happy ramadan…

Ramazan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Ap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan…

Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai

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Punjabi SMS, Jokes collection 2013| Sardar Funny Quotes

Sardar Funny Quotes sms jokes 2013 send your lovely friends. Fine collection of punjabi sms
in hindi and english. here is top ten sms jokes for sardar

Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda:
“Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi si boya…
Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya..


Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked: dooba kia
son:nai g
Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga

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Hindi Sawan (Barsat) SMS, Shayari Collection 2013

Sawan is a fifth month in the traditional Vikrama as well as the Nanakshahi calendar, The start of the month Sawan July and so i have provide populr shayari, Jokes, Sher o Shayri on Barsat, Hindi Sawan messages for you. send qute sms for sawan friends and  enybudy like this.

Sawan ne bhi kisise pyar kiya tha,
Usne use Baadal ka Naam diya tha,
Rote the dono 1 dusre Ki Judai me,
Aur Logone use Barish ka Naam diya tha.

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak
bijli Chamki Badal garje Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

Ae barish (rain) jara tham k baras
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake.

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Funny, Sad And Love Story SMS Jokes Hindi/English

We have a huge collection of funloving All types short story in hindi and english languages. Send comedy motivational sms stories send it to your friends and relatives by mobile phones.

14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.

Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi.


Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti,
Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga..
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Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha
Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN ;)


एक दुकान के बाहर लिखा था, "इन्सानों की तरह बात करने वाला कुत्ता बिकाऊ है।"

एक आदमी दुकानदार से जाकर बोला, "मैं उस कुत्ते को देखना चाहता हूं।"

दुकानदार ने कहा,"साथ के कमरे में बैठा है, जा कर मिल लो।"

ग्राहक उस कमरे में गया तो उसने देखा, कुर्सी पर एक हट्टा-कट्टा कुत्ता बैठा था तो उसने उस से पूछा, "क्यों भई, तुम यहां क्या कर

रहे हो?"

कुता बोला, "कर तो मैं बहुत कुछ सकता हूं, लेकिन आजकल इस दुकान की रखवाली करता हूं। इससे पहले अमेरिका के जासूसी महकमे में काम

करता था और कई खूंखार आतंकवादियों को पकड़वाया, फिर मैं इंग्लैंड चला गया जहां पुलिस के लिए मुखबरी करता था। एक साल बाद यहां आ

गया।"

कुत्ते की बात सुन उस आदमी ने दुकानदार से पूछा, "इतने गुणवान कुत्ते को आप बेचना क्यों चाहते हैं?"

दुकानदार: जी क्योंकि यह अव्वल नम्बर का झूठा है।


A single woman, who retired just a few months back, walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch in her

neighborhood.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said.

"What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said.

"I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.

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Funny Children and Kids Jokes, SMS In English

We have brought Children and Kids latest sms, jokes and hindi chutkule for your loving people, 120 to 140 Character quotes for best for teenagers. Here is lots of funny jokes in English..
   
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”

Girl: Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy: Haa
Girl: To Phir Muje chand, tare, duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy: Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikanth Ka Beta nhi..

Baap: Sach bata ye 100 ka note kha se laya?
Beta: Gali me pada mila or agar yaqin na ho to bahar ja ke dekh lo, 1 admi abhi tak dhund raha he

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Happy Marriage Anniversary Jokes, Chutkule, Lovely Quotes

Once more time we have brought the latest sms, jokes and hindi chutkule for your loving people, 120 to 140 Character quotes for best married couple.

Old generation: Jb koi bat bigar jae.. Jb koi mushqil barh jae.. Tum dena sath mera.. O HAMNAVA New generation: Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jae.. Jab Koi Mushkil Barh Jae.. Toh.. Toh.. Hont Ghuma.. Seeti Baja.. Seeti Baja K Bol.. Bhaiya.. ALL IZZ WELL. :...

Happy Anniversary, and May our Marriage Be Blessed With Love Joy And Companionship for All The Year of our Love!!!!

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

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